German: Berg Friseur
Catalan: Muntanya Perruqueria
Filipino: Bundok Barbero
Lithuanian: Kalnas Kirpėjas
Afrikaans: Berg Barbier
French: Montagne Coiffeur
Spanish: Montaña Barbero
Icelandic: Fjallið Rakari
Indonesian: Gunung Tukang Cukur
Welsh: Mynydd Barbwr
Croatian: Planina Frizer
Irish: Sliabh Bearbóir
Esperanto: Monto Frizisto
Maori: Maunga Kaiheu
Zulu: Ntaba Umgundi
Norwegian: Fjellet Barber
Latin: Montem Radentem
Basque: Mendia Bizargin
Swahili: Mlima Kinyozi
Romanian: Munte Frizer
Klingon: HuD chIp
Quenya: Oron Findë-Rissë

My name translates perfectly into almost everything. It’s great. Face it, I pretty much have the best name ever.
Seriously, though, I might start going by Montaña Barbero instead of Mountain Barber. Or maybe Ntaba Umgundi.